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anon |
dirty place |
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there i was listening to howard stern make fun of the plantars warts on ba ba booey's feet when i remembered i had those many as a matter of fact all over
the bottom of my feet and they hurt alot, the remedy according to the stellar medical care from the back of the room, you know the staff member with the
orange plastic medical box, corn pads. boy that really helped...not!!!!!!!!!!! then i remembered how we all had those gross scabies, often, once it got so bad
we all had to stay late at the host homes so the parents could come in and scrub the blue chairs to get rid of it. ahh the fond memories of standing naked in a
room full of others covered in that disgusting stuff to rid my body of the little bugs crawling under my skin. i felt so clean. wow!! i almost forgot about
that. how could the same parents who called staff to complain that they wouldn't share the toilet seats with a newcommmer who claimed to have had an aids
test (falsely)not pull me when i had fungus on my feet and bugs under my skin. i'll never figure that one out. ahhh good times, good times
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lenny zzzzzzzzz |
My Ass!!!! | #1 | ||
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Nothing better then having the old mud slides during group!!! Any fart in group after a good chilli night at a host home would have me asking myself "Are
farts supposed to have lumps!!!" Being rushed to the bathroom in the nick of time!!! Just to use sandpaper disguised as tiolet paper!!! Thanks to newton I
now know what a cats tounge feels like on my ass... This would cause swamp ass most of the time and boy was it going to be a long day of motivating to stay
alive!!! Good times indeed!!!
Luv you Newton!!! You too Newton followers!! He's telling you guys I've gone over to the dark side... Well if the dark side is three ply and soft on my ass tiolet paper then your missing out!!!
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Dixie1973 |
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Remember the satalite homes and the food poisoning and having to use only one bathroom, that was sick. Can still feel it when I think of it. Thought I was
going to die.
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lenny zzzzzzzzz |
Bam!!!! | #3 | ||
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As my mothe in law would say entering an all you can eat resterant...
"All you can Eat!!! Ha!!!! The jokes on them!!!" Thank You!!! See you next week!!!
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eggsaladsucks |
Remember the egg burps? | #4 | ||
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Ahhh... Those times eating that crappy holiday spread in Hackencrap (usually on the cold floor) and for the next few days having those delicious egg burps....
Good times indeed!
I remember it got so bad that both of those 'so called infirmaries' were full of those lucky enough to be too sick to sit in group. Man those rooms were rank after awhile. Oh and don't forget the crotch rot! Tinactin made tons of dough during those years! I hope Ruth Ann gets a good case of that on a regular basis. |
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Dixie1973 |
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Lol. I remember those egg burps too, so gross. Ruth ann crotch rot to funny.
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nipvillesmlltuk |
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Heeey! *poke to whoever said that* I happen to LIKE the darkside!...it has newtons :p
But *sigh*, if that includes remembering what else was on 'The Ritz' menu, like the fucking cute green brussel sprouts or delicious clay colored liver-worst and topping it off with a shriveled up dry orange then hey, I'm in! Don't forget spit on your face either for a good night's sleep ;) |
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